Waterfall
A waterfall is an area where water flows over a vertical drop or a series of steep drops in the course of a stream or river.
Water Excellence
We already uncovered the best way of developing solutions by doing waterfall and getting others to do it
Micro Management Strategy
- Long requirements gathering
- Change is NOT constant
- Customers shouldn’t see the product till we are READY!
- Hire people to work on multiple projects so that they remain confused
Hyper Delayed Growth
Gantt Charts are all we need
Anonymous Project Manager
Success or FALL!
Deliver solutions when the customers have long forgotten what they want!
Don’t show up,
don’t come out
Don’t start caring
about me now
Walk away, you know how
Don’t start caring
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